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The Krusty Krab Playing : Who Lives In A Pineapple Under the Sea The song is playing in my head🙅😂 I'm typing this right now at 1.02am The renovation going on in my house ended on Tuesday evening and we just finished arranging some stuff now. I can't say I'm tired... lol How did your Wednesday go? Mine, oh well 😌 ¤¤¤¤¤ I watch Nickelodeon a lot. No, I'm not sorry. Can you outgrow Nickelodeon? lol On Tuesday, I was watching Spongebob. If you've been watching Spongebob, you'd know how Plankton is always looking to steal the secret formula for the Krabby Patties from the Krusty Crabs restaurant, so his own restaurant, the Chum Bucket can grow and expand. But, Mr Krabs always catches the guy. Always. And spongebob, who's the head chef, well only chef at the Krusty Krabs, who looks like he can be played or fooled, out of his honest heart, usually outsmarts Plankton. Plankton In other words, Plankton has never succeeded in stealing the secret...

Playing : Uyo Meyo by Teni Disclaimer: this is a sub post please. If you catch your sub, OK. You were meant to. Also, this post isn't about getting curved by a girl or vice versa when you asked to get a number or something. No. ¤¤¤¤¤ Have you been thinking of ways to win my heart? I love spaghetti ☺ How did your Monday go? My house is under renovation, everything's tight and it's an excuse for me to be lazy😊 I thought Monday was going to go normally, until mom got back from church and was talking to one of the labourers, a Hausa guy, how far and how the work was going. Man said, while they were trying to work on the store, they saw rats. Mom said yeah, that's why we have a cat. Then man said, 'oh the rats already ran away o' Then my mother, I don't know why, asked the guy, 'Where are they now?' From one of the bedrooms, my facial expression was, 😐amean 😂 My mom though 💜 I'm also trying to push the fact that I'll be resum...

Playing : What A Beautiful Name by Hillsong Worship Heeeeeyyyy😆 How's your Friday going? Honestly, I've posted on this blog about 15 times in my mind already, you just didn't see it😪 BTW, my dad and one of my brothers fixed my bed. Super Men💃 Alright, let's go. Over the past few days, well, (since last year but I'm still in 2018 so saying over the past few days makes more sense😌), I've been questioned. By myself. A lot of times. On my spirituality. And walk with God. So many times, more times than I can count, I've asked myself 'Iyanu, how far nah? You know you should do this and shouldn't do that..' 'Iyanu, you know that's not the way to go, right?' But, it has always come down to not even caring. Funny enough, the thought of hell won't even come. It's not like you don't want to please God o, but sometimes, you just feel, 'why not?' When I brush my teeth, I feel like my head is more corre...

Playing : I want to see Jesus ( It's a hymn and has different versions) Funny that the song is kind of contrary to this post😂 Not everytime article or story, let's do a little spoken word. Then I captioned it the date I wrote it because I couldn't come up with a title. ☆☆☆☆☆ It sure is getting hotter in here Not like it was warm when I first landed The thoughts of what could have been haunted me Even here. I mean, fire served on a golden platter of regret wasn't palatable. At half past ten, I watched my body on the kitchen floor, and then realised what I had done Taking my own life was just the beginning of the horrors I was to face and as I Journeyed through the clouds or maybe the heavens, I didn't read my Bible to the extent of knowing what it is called Seeing something that shone like what I could recognise or what I thought I did My eyes were to darkened to look upon what was before me Because, Chi, It was spotless Then it clicked The bri...

Playing : Caribbean Medley by Donnie McClurkin ...And when the Priest of States came to Lagos, during the blessing, he said, 'Lagos will be dope. Hustle channels will be many. Many will succeed here. Your play after your hustle will be on point. Your grooving will be envied. Business? You will do small business and get big money. All these and much more. BUT. You will be having traffic anyhow. You will have to wake up by 4.30 to get to a place by 7. You're nobody's friend. Conductors and agberos will feel entitled to your money. The price of things will be high.. all these and more..' So they've been asking you to come to Lagos, well, here's my advice; Don't! It's a trap! Run!😂 I'm not even joking. Like my mentor once said, '..Lagos is for mad people', but, on a personal note, I'm of the opinion that if you can survive in LAGOS, you can survive anywhere else. This place be your training ground. Even though I've been li...